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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Gavin Chasteen Drafted

Gavin Chasteen (almost 8 years old) a 2nd grader has reluctantly given up his duties as family Welder and Slop Mixer to play offensive lineman for the local flag football team the Gators. After being heavily recruited by a team that was in desperate need of an experienced offensive lineman, Gavin was persuaded to come out of retirement to fill this position and will wear jersey #60. Salary details were not disclosed at this time but is rurmored to be in the mid six figures. Gavin will hold a brief news conference after this Saturday's game to discuss the details of his 1 year contract and the diffuculties of letting his family down as his welding skills and slop mixing expertise will be sorely missed.

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